That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
