I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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