u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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