Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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