You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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