Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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