so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wear drunk well.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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