How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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