I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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