JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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