Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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