She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
