rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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