Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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