Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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