seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My penis needs a shock collar
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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