how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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