no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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My dick has a subreddit
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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