I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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