i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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