Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
420 ftw
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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