My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.