dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY