THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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