He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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