Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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