Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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