my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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