No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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