A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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