i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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