do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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