We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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