yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
