so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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