Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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