Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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