Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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