they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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