Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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