doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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