eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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