I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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