K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Be still, my beating vagina.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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