Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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