I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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