Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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