Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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