So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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