Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Randomize