420 ftw
i barfeds in our rink
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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