I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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