Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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