Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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