Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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