It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail