He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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