Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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