it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
